American Born Chatty Desis (A·B·C·D)
"ABCD (American Born Confused Desi)" is being redefined in new livestream/podcast series American Born Chatty Desis hosted by internet personalities Sandeep Parikh (The Guild, The Legend of Neil) and Omar Najam (Dimension 20). The two hosts (and a sometimes exciting guest) in front of a live chat, with a fast and loose format where they check in with their chakras, debate over their American roots v. Desi heritage then close with a ridiculous game! Come for the light hearted commentary, stay for the deep insights into life from the second generation point of view.
American Born Chatty Desis (A·B·C·D)
Omar & Sandeep Fail The Spelling Bee! ~ The Art and Challenges of South Asian American Spelling Bees - (A·B·C·D) Podcast Episode 22
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Can you spell 'Ohdillock'? Join us as we plunge headfirst into a linguistic labyrinth in a thrilling spelling bee, designed to test our South Asian American English skills! From sharing heartfelt anecdotes about our cultural identities to discussing our philosophies on studying and test-taking, this episode is a wild ride of emotions, fun, and friendly competition.
Ever wondered how far parental pressure can go to ensure a child's success? As we recount our stories, you'll hear about an unexpected project to build a model mosque and the struggle to balance between ambition, creativity, and self-worth. We also put our spelling skills to the test as we challenge each other - words like 'Cernus' and 'Sammophile' are no match for us! You won't want to miss the hilarity and camaraderie that ensues.
Capping off our linguistic journey, we celebrate an extraordinary achievement - Dev Shah’s victory in the Scripts National Spelling Bee! Saluting his hobbies, accomplishments, and inspirations, we discuss the intricacies of our word of the week - 'Sammophile'. So, dust off your dictionary and join us for an episode filled with laughter, learning, and a whole lot of love for the quirks of South Asian American English!
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Speaker 2Yeah, i didn't actually throw a T-shirt, it's just a cannon that says T-shirt, cannon over and over again. That's it says it. Yeah, it just says it. It was like a loud speaker.
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Speaker 2Oh man, let me tell you, let me. I can't even fake, make the joke.
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Speaker 2That's right, we're live right now. We're live on YouTube. If you join us at 7.30 PM Pacific Time, which you should. You should on the F and Funny Twitch, but on tap for today. we've got our Chakra check-in, where we're going to talk about phew, it's a big one exams, tests and quizzes. Like growing up trying to be that studious Desi boy, if that was your experience or not. And then number two, it was the spelling bee this week.
Speaker 3This is basically South. Asian.
Speaker 2Super Bowl South Asian, american Super Bowl. So let's spell it out. We're gonna we're gonna challenge ourselves with some spelling bee You know words to see if we got it, what it takes, and then, in numeral tris, we're gonna pick our desi of the week. You probably have an inkling who it might be And then we're out.
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Cheating and Studying for Tests
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Speaker 1Incredible. so, with all that behind us, what do you say? we hop into the show? I would like that. Yeah, let's go to the chucker check. All right, it's that time of year, folks. We're talking Finals, we're talking big essays, we're talking projects, exams, tests and quizzes. Oh my, oh boy, oh boy.
Speaker 2Yeah, i'm like, i'm sweating. Talking about tests and quizzes and SATs and stuff is like making me feel like I shit, i didn't, i didn't prepare enough for this. I didn't. I thought can I cheat? is there a way I can cheat? is literally what I'm thinking. Jacks you to T, i don't know.
Speaker 1Were you? okay, let me kick it off with this. Were you someone who did cheat on quizzes?
Speaker 2So I was known to help people cheap, help people cheat. I got in a lot of trouble. I was never. I liked people. I like to be liked by people more than I was afraid of being caught cheat, cheating. So I very much Like took tests and you know, like did it at the edge of my desk So that, like my buddy Chad you know who you are, chad could totally see all my Spanish vocab answers. And yeah, i was like I just, i don't know I guess I just didn't have any scruples about that piece, that And. But then now I think about it, it kind of doesn't make much sense because I was also hyper competitive. I really wanted to rank like. I definitely Took validation from, from scores.
Speaker 2I was a, i was a grade whore I don't know that, maybe you can't, is that that's? I was a great sex worker. Wait, probably none of that's good. Have I crossed the line that you integrated earlier? I think I just did. I Really I was like that kid that like, hey, teacher, you gave me a 94. There's these two points. I think it should get back. Yeah, i think it should be 96. And I remember my teacher being like dude, it's already an, a like You're not gonna like it, these two points don't matter. Like stop caring about grades so much I And I was like, yeah, good one teach.
Speaker 1This is your life, teacher. I know your weakness.
Speaker 2So yeah, i, i, i didn't cheat myself. I'm trying to think, if I ever cheated I'm gonna flip it back to you because I think maybe I do. I there was a time now I remember I Programmed a TI 85. I programmed some, some, some formulas into TI 85.
Speaker 1Not all right and I did.
Speaker 2She did physics. How about you? What was your um? you know grade mongering like.
Speaker 1Here's the thing I I care very much about doing. Well, in school I also had a philosophy that I don't think was the smartest philosophy, and that philosophy was I shouldn't study for a quiz, i should just already know the stuff.
Speaker 1So I never really studied and it culminated into When I went to go take the SAT twos, which is where you like it's a subject-based SAT. I went to go take my Spanish quiz And they're like you need a tape player for the to listen to it. And I was like I don't have a tape player with me. I didn't know that and though he should probably read the instructions, but I didn't, and so they were like, well, you can't take it then. And so it's like, alright, i'll switch to another one, because I paid for it, i'll do American history, why not?
Speaker 3and they're like do you study for it?
Speaker 2I'm like I'm an American, i should know this fly. I swapped on the fly swapped an SAT two on the fly, Yeah. I was like let's go. Gump shit, that is such gum shit. I am envious of that. I would be. I would fake a heart attack. There's no way. I would just swap out. That is insane, i'm so impressed Omar.
Speaker 1I'm so. I was as a teenager. I refused to study. I was like that doesn't make sense to me, i should just know it, i should just be aware of this stuff. Or I didn't do my job on the day-to-day and if someone's like, oh, so you're a good student.
Speaker 2No, no, you just had a philosophy, a losing philosophy, and you stuck to it.
Speaker 1It's like I kind of resembled the stoics in that when people are just like how do you improve life? And they're just like I wouldn't.
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah, for sure, you resemble the stoics, whatever year they did, whatever they did whatever they did, whatever that was. That's amazing. I it's so funny.
Speaker 2Like I remember, i didn't study for the SATs when I first took it because I think I had the same idea Where I was like, oh, i'll be, i do well on all my tests. Yeah, i'll be good at this. And I did okay, i did okay. I think people would probably think that was, you know, as a decent score was like, yeah, 1260 or something, but not for my family, that that was like to them. They were like that's embarrassing. Yeah, well, they didn't. I don't know if they said, but they were just like you could do better than that, you can do better than that. and so I was like, oh, I should study for the test. Yeah, and I just got my own books. I didn't take any prep classes, mm-hmm, because we wouldn't pay for prep classes.
Speaker 2No, I just got my own books that had like SAT Old tests, and I just tested my, just quizzed myself, and then I got into the rhythm of like, oh, this is what a three-hour test feels. Like, oh, that's smart, like it was an endurance thing for me. I realized because I had never taken a test longer than like 45 minutes. We had this weird rule in school where you could You didn't have to take finals if you were getting an A in class.
Speaker 1Sure.
Speaker 2I went to like a public school in. New Hampshire They'd half of my class did not go to college, so it was very like you. Just I just barely ever took finals. I didn't take long tests. Yeah, i was just bad at testing for a long period of time and then I Studied up and I did much better on my SATs. But all of it doesn't matter. None of it matters. Now I'm doing a podcast. You think anybody asked me what my fucking SAT score is?
Speaker 1I, yeah that's a really good point. I also like I don't know if I should say this on on a hot mic, but like folks, you can. You can put stuff on your resume.
Speaker 3Maybe that's as far as yeah, yeah they're not gonna check it.
Speaker 1They're not gonna check it. Yeah, yeah, oh.
Navigating Parental Pressure and Personal Ambitions
Speaker 2Man, I love this in chat. This is from one of our South Asian American friends here. I got a 1360 on my SATs and to this day my mom still gives me crap about having a quote. Low score I'm 37.
Speaker 1That's it. That's the vibe nervous Rex.
Speaker 2I hear you, man. That's so funny I.
Speaker 1I. What's funny is so my parents weren't like we want you to be an engineer or a doctor. My mom's a nurse and my dad's an engineer and they're just like we. We got it in the bag, it's fine, don't stress. But whatever you do, you should do it like you have to do what you want to do And you have to do everything as well as possible. And I remember one time we had to build a mosque, like a little moth, like a model mosque.
Speaker 2That's a good qualification. I was like you know, just this little project. We had to build an entire mosque.
Speaker 1We had to go on hodge We. We had to build like a little model mosque. And I remember I brought the one that I built home and I was like, yeah, i did this. And my mom Yelled at me and was like this is so insulting to your father. He had not seen it, he was not at home. This is so insulting to your father, rebuild it now. Go get a book on the most beautiful mosques, pick one and rebuild it like tile for tile. And I still have it to this day. It was just. It was like I don't think I slept that night, like I just stay up and just design like Muslim architecture.
Speaker 2Yeah, don't half-ass a mosque man. That's yeah. Yeah, it's not gonna be good for you.
Speaker 1Wow, that's intense, that's interesting So it's that kind of stuff for my parents what they would be like. We don't need you to be a doctor, but if you're gonna do theater, you have to be the best person in theater that's ever existed.
Speaker 2Oh, so you represent the arts really well that's not was tough, that's wild. I, my parents, were like You don't need to take the arts. That is, we could take an after-school class or something.
Speaker 1You can take. You can take a kumon to learn about Antigone.
Speaker 2Like you need to take class. This is not class, this is play, and you know art should be play, so maybe they they were on half wrong.
Speaker 3Yeah.
Speaker 2I eat. So what? so what's? what chuck road does this hit you at? We'll just close it out with let's let's a hundred percent do that.
Speaker 1For me It's solar plexus. I feel it completely In my navel right there. This, to me, is self-esteem. It's the ego. It's right. It's right there. Honestly, it's not like It's not anything up here. It's not the road, it's not how I communicated. It's all just about like I just wanted to best the system and and find a way to beat it.
Speaker 2Well, in the spirit of this, i'm gonna copy your answer. I am going with solar plexus. It's total ego for me. Yeah, total power, let's go and total dominance. Yeah, in a way like, oh God, i was such a little shit. I like loved when they posted scores.
Speaker 2Yeah this is terrible. I got so much validation external validation from being good in class and I really don't want to pass that on to my son. I really don't want him to get his validation and his sense of self-worth from how he scores. It's like it is something I'm really, but I also don't want him to completely, you know, not think any of it's important either, you know.
Speaker 2I want to come from like an intrinsic place from his own, his own wants and desires to excel and succeed in something that he really cares about and really is interested in. So I'm hoping to thread that needle and not pass down that Generational trait of just like you've got to be number one. But, to be fair and and we will edge this out, like my, the only reason My dad was able to come to this country, yeah, because he promised He didn't get into any graduate schools. He's trying to get a student visa. This is in the 60s. It's the only way to really come to the US as an Indian was to get this student visa. And and he didn't get in anywhere and he promised, he wrote letters out that said It will you, will you reevaluate if I get an A in my last semester? I think?
Speaker 2maybe I've told this story before so I'll sum it up quickly. But like, so it's. And like a couple of them wrote back and said if you get an A because getting an A in India is very different than getting, yes, very difficult, it's like you're in the top 5% or whatever of your class, so like you get an A in your last semester, we will reconsider said like Northwestern and Oklahoma State. And so he used that letter. Like he got the a, he studies. I thought, wow, use the letter to get the visa to come to the US. And then he had two weeks to convince them to turn that temporary visa into a Permanent one. And that's a hole. That's a hole. I'll save that story for the post live show if people are interested. But like it's just, it's clear to me that they, like you know they're, their whole world was dependent upon these scores. So of course they're gonna pass that down. It's not surprising me, but I think that hopefully I can pass it down in a healthier way than I took it on.
Speaker 1I do think that's good. I won't go into a huge thing so we can keep moving. But like I do, i did have to unlearn a lot of bad Personality traits that being competitive in school taught me. And even still, every so often It'll, it'll spike a little bit and then someone will be like, oh, that that person's really gonna improv. And I'm like, yeah, i'm pretty, i'm pretty good at improv. Like what is this?
Speaker 2Why can't I just be happy that they like that person and they're my? yeah, I don't want to be clear like I've done so much work I've got.
Speaker 1I've worked with like therapists or our online people who call themselves therapists, but I don't know if they were- And what were their scores?
Speaker 2What were the cities Their SAT scores?
Spelling Bee Challenge
Speaker 1well, they didn't study so, but I've done a lot of work to get out of that because it's not useful. I very much like to be part of a communal experience. That's why I want to work in television, because I like the idea of a room succeeding and not someone being like. Only this episode stands out like. I Like the idea of a healthy Artistic environment and I think that school was a little detrimental to me in that way. So what you're doing, sonny, but sounds good. It sounds like you're threading that needle. Do I get an A? Um 90s? I'm 96 is good enough, bud. All right, all right, fair enough, all right.
Speaker 2Well, look why. Why we're talking about all this stuff? Yeah, because it was the national spelling bee this week, so we're gonna do this next segment called. Let's spell it out.
Speaker 1There we go.
Speaker 2Oh shit, I'm scared. Are you ready?
Speaker 1Not now not after this.
Speaker 2What's happening? Gonna play the whole time.
Speaker 1What is this? the music from Shark Tank? What is happening?
Speaker 2All right, so we're gonna kick it over to our it's still going. We're gonna kick it over to Delvin. Delvin is our tech director here. He's gonna put us to the test. We're gonna go head-to-head, you and I, because, as we all know, as you know, Indians and South Asians in general, crush the spell.
Speaker 2It's like it is our. You know, we put our stamp on this country in competitive national spelling. Yeah, that's our thing, that's what we do. Yeah, i think we've won, like I don't know, some crazy amount, like When it's news when and a non-bassy person wins Yeah, so It was. It just happened, i think, two days ago. A winner has been announced, and so let's see, omar, do we have what it takes to Compete in the spelling bee? Yeah, but let's find out how bad.
Speaker 1Yeah, I think so All right.
Speaker 3All right, gentlemen, so the way we're gonna score this, some of these words are Um meant for people that are very good at spelling.
Speaker 2So we were to score this.
Speaker 3You're gonna get three points for spelling. Partial credit is possible. We'll see if you blow. If you blow some of the water and you don't miss any, omar, then it won't matter that there's partial credit, right, that won't happen, okay, but I really don't want this to end on just like two zeros. So we're gonna include partial credit as possible, okay, and then also two points for getting the definition right as well.
Speaker 1So in the actual spelling bee There are so there are.
Speaker 3In the real one there are fewer definition rounds than there are spelling rounds. We're gonna give you both, because we're only giving you like one from each person. So you're gonna get first the spelling and then possibly two points for get the definition right. All right.
Speaker 2Okay, just to remind everybody, these are like 13 and 14 year olds. Yeah, that's the national spelling bee.
Speaker 3Yeah, yeah, i believe. I believe this year's winner is a 14 year old. You're an eighth grade, okay.
Speaker 2I, so we should be able to take this in the bag, yeah you should.
Speaker 1you should have this.
Speaker 3Okay, so Omar you are the host this week, are you not? Yes, i am all right then, as hosts, you have the decision on are you going first or second?
Speaker 1Sunday goes first.
Speaker 3All right, your word is. Oh dillock, oh dillock.
Speaker 1Oh, i should start. This is so easy.
Speaker 2So like, can you use it in a sentence or some shit?
Speaker 3Here's the thing you can ask me use it in a sentence, but you're gonna surrender your definition points if you do that, because now you're gonna get the definition out of the use.
Speaker 2Oh Gotcha. So if you need it.
Speaker 3If you believe it's gonna get you the three points, you can go for it, but no, i got this.
Speaker 2I mean How many different way. I mean oh dillock, it's like I dillock, right, except that it doesn't know. I mean like how could it not be that? I'm sure it's not oh dillock, it's gonna be something weird. Oh, all right, um sir, a silent, okay, fine. Oh, did I already lose? Keep going. Oh dillock, oh, oh, h D y L. I see.
Speaker 3Okay, you know what, like I'm, gonna give you partial credit on that. You're off by one letter. Okay, so the H was extra. You otherwise spelled it right.
Speaker 2Wow, oh, do, why I see cuz I was like it can't just be a OD y L. I see yeah.
Speaker 3So you were. You were close, you're close on that we're gonna give you partial credit. You're off the only up at once, so we'll give you two of the way it was oh. Od y l. I see yeah.
Speaker 1Yep, yeah, this is. This is meant for kids and the definition Oh.
Speaker 2Well, that's obvious. The definition of Odillick is Like so idyllic that it's orgasmic.
Speaker 3I'm sorry, that is Odillick. Now the first part of the definition is complete bull. It's of or relating to Odill, of course, your nature powerly A lot to reside in certain individuals and things and to underlie hypnotism and magnetism. Yeah, so it's an old-school pseudoscience, turn Okay, which you're pretty good at spelling. You just don't know.
Speaker 2Yeah, sounds pretty orgasmic to me. I think I should get partial credit.
Speaker 3All right, omar, your word is Cern u s, cern u s.
Speaker 1Cern U s s u r n. No way, you online.
Speaker 3I'm sorry that is, we'll give you one point on there cuz you got the tail end on there. Yeah, it's, it's a CERN.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah, see, yeah, you know the one that makes a hard cuss out. No, thank you very much.
Speaker 3You're thinking of K, that makes the hard case All right. And the definition. This is your chance to recover. You get definition right. That's to put you a three-point total.
Speaker 1Um, cern, you is To act with complete certainty, to have very little hesitation, to be devoid of trepidation, like when you passed earlier.
Speaker 2Cern you you're pretty, you're pretty.
Speaker 1Cern you as when you pretty Cern, you is.
Speaker 3No, cern you us would be inclining or nodding.
Speaker 1Inclining or nodding Yeah, like confidently and yeah.
Speaker 3As I approached the stranger going down the street, he was Cern you us.
Speaker 1Incline Oh, I don't like that. That's a weird stranger. Wait like, like, i mean, like, i'm kind.
Speaker 2Oh, I see it got you. Okay, like I'm inclined to do something. Okay, not like he's you get. It's only people who are nodding uphill.
Speaker 3I.
Speaker 2Notting down. He always during you, as my parents were Cern you as two miles in the snow every day to school. All right, so deep.
Speaker 3This one is to you okay. Palama.
Speaker 1Oh, he gets all the easy ones Palama, palama.
Speaker 2Say it again Palama. Palama, palama, palama.
Speaker 1These for lunch today Palama.
Speaker 2This seems too easy again. I'm sure it's not P. P Start with the yeah, palama, palama, pa LL AM a Palama.
Speaker 3This is another. You're only off by one letter, so we gave you the two out of three on this. It's single L. Otherwise, yeah, three, if you just stop. Second guess.
Speaker 1I know I'm losing, but the fact that you keep getting so close.
Speaker 2Listen, i was gonna do one L and then I was like it's good, i'm just overthinking it. Oh my god.
Speaker 1All right, you guys are new as these are not winning words, right?
Speaker 2These are like mid tier words.
Speaker 3So these are national study winners these so the currently we're in the 2019 winning words. The 2019 was an odd year. There were actually eight co-champions, because they went so many rounds Where nobody could get it that they just sort of ended up on the 20th round said okay, fine, you all went Perfect. This is a winning word from 2019. There's just multiple.
Speaker 1We all take it or leave it.
Speaker 3This was a BJ Kodali and the definition. Wow Yeah that's what's the definition seems?
Speaker 2too easy, but okay, i mean.
Speaker 3I'm, and, to be fair, like I didn't decide who's getting what, omar decided who's getting what. So this?
Speaker 1could have went the other way.
Speaker 2I did Palama, like, like, like. Something can be Palamitas, you know, like yeah.
Speaker 1Yeah, it's done. So right the calamity can.
Speaker 2To control. It's so bad That nobody's your pal anymore and you lose all your friends.
Speaker 3It's a calamity where you lose all your friends.
Speaker 2It's so, it's yeah.
Speaker 3Palama, yeah, yeah. I'm sorry that is no where the ballpark, a calamity cannon would be a cannon firing the webbing of feet of aquatic bird.
Speaker 1Oh, that's what the mama is.
Speaker 3It's.
Speaker 1That's the webbing on the aquatic bird Oh, that's so cute, that's good.
Speaker 3Those are All right, omar, your work is and the look.
Speaker 1And the look Pen Do Look And the look and the end.
Speaker 3Oloque Pendelow very close, like Sunday, if you're off by one letter. So we're gonna give you two out of three on that. El, not a dol.
Speaker 1Oh.
Speaker 3Pendelok yes, and the definition.
Speaker 1Pendelok. Can I get? can I ask for an origin? is that possible? what you can say, no, and or what?
Speaker 3would have been possible if we had Diego here, but we don't, so I have no idea where this came from. I just have the definitions that That he is dating its real definition.
Speaker 1Okay, pendelok, i'm gonna say for Lorne, sad with drawn. Keep adding on till you get it right a. Dearth of emotion.
Speaker 3I'm sorry, it's not. That's not even in the y'all that not been even getting to the like. Partial credit round on the definition here.
Speaker 1Yeah, i think this.
Speaker 3I think it's pretty close, so a pendulum is a noun about this or another gemstone that you cut into a pear shape.
Speaker 1What okay, what do you mean Okay?
Speaker 3So like on a chandelier you've probably seen some pendulum on chandeliers.
Speaker 2Oh yeah, I knew that, I knew that pendant.
Speaker 1Like no, it's pendant. No, it's like pendant like. Dant.
Speaker 2Loki.
Speaker 3Well, yeah, but if you don't put it in the dense and you just have the pen Hanging?
Speaker 2from a deloc on its own the world. It's just the gem. By the way, the etymology of it is that it is from an old French word, pendelaire, which means to dangle.
Speaker 1Oh.
Speaker 2I know, and a layer, well then you should know. And pendelauch, bro Shouldn't on pendelauch, all right, yeah, okay, you're ready for your word. Yeah, sure, i'm ready.
Speaker 3Yeah, your word is a guillette.
Speaker 1Yes, egg will act. That's a good idea. I guillette egg will it? a guillette egg will egg will it?
Speaker 2egg will it? Remember some words have apostrophes like a cappella egg, well egg wall.
Speaker 3Yes, we are now in the sinfran part of the.
Speaker 2Let egg, will it? I'm not.
Speaker 3I'm not looking it up, i'm just typing it like your eyes are looking where you tend to look when you're looking things up.
Speaker 2No, no, i'm just typing where I I'm typing on a, on just a blank notes page. Egg, will it ee?
Speaker 1no.
Speaker 2I think it's not right egg and egg, wallet and egg. Do I have to stick with ee? now that I've said it out loud, is that one of those things?
Speaker 3I don't think they get to spell multiple versions and decide which one they like. That.
Speaker 2Yeah, that's true. I have to stick with it right like once you say the letter Yeah, you're on ee. All right, eeg you Egg, will it egg wall it. Eeg you a L eeg egg, will it?
Speaker 3All right, fine, go. Your word is much shorter and only has a few letters in common. I don't think I can give you partial credit on that.
Speaker 1The correct.
Speaker 3See it the correct spelling is a I, i, g, u, i. I Fuck. I don't know the origin, but I'm guessing off of this in this pronunciation.
Speaker 2I just want so phonetic. It was pathetic.
Speaker 3Yes, you spelled eeg you a let, which I think it's a small bird.
Speaker 1Oh.
Speaker 2Egg, will it? it's a? oh, i know this, though. I know what it is. Oh, yeah, it is um an egg, will it? is a dressing or ornament With which you adorn mm-hmm. Chickens. Yeah, bring it home other livestock To People know that they're yours when they wander off. That's it. It's an in France. It has. It's only in France, Yeah it's French earrings for cows. It's only the town of a guillette. It's like champagne. It is in this town of France All right.
Speaker 3I gotta say I'm actually gonna give you partial credit on that because it is. It is an ornament. It's an ornamental cord that you would put on a uniform, so you don't put it up birds Uniforms, but it is an ornament That you put on things. Oh, we'll give you a look if you have credit.
Speaker 1On the definition, yes, I'm so upset you should be.
Speaker 3I can't believe that right, omar, your word is that one man Who can Villia Oh.
Speaker 1You do, yeah, oh my, i'm gonna.
Speaker 2I'm gonna get it wrong, but I'm gonna try Oh Man Oh. I'm gonna get the word right now N-G-V-E-L-I-A-H that I. Type out what.
Speaker 3I tapped out what you spelled and I don't think I would even pronounce what you spelled it like.
Speaker 2No negative points.
Speaker 3It's. I mean, it's closer in length than yours was some deep, so I don't know you if you want to go to the negative point category, but it's, wow, it is not quite close, bou BAIN.
Speaker 2GAINVILLEA.
Speaker 3That is, yeah, that is correct.
Speaker 1Omar, do you have?
Speaker 3do you have the definition that Sunday was about to give?
Speaker 1you, It's a. It's a. It's a flower with colorful petals that's very popular in states of California.
Speaker 3Yeah, i give it to you. Yeah, it's any, it's a. Yeah, they're very shrubs and vines that all fall within it. But yes, that would be yeah amongst the definition. So we'll give you that.
Speaker 2What else is the definition? It's not like dead on?
Speaker 3Angling sadness with any of the shrubs or vines that are within that genus, and though Omar mentioned some of the things that are in it, there are other things that are in that. That's close.
Speaker 2It's those big bright pink flowers that grow everywhere like a weed. They're beautiful Yeah.
Speaker 1They are gorgeous, honestly. Yeah, yeah, very ostentatious, all right.
Speaker 2So what do you? what's the score here? How we doing five, five you are now.
Speaker 3You are now tied at five, five Yes is this the tiebreaker round?
Speaker 1then, scoring working.
Speaker 2Fine, okay, here we go. All right, this is huge.
Speaker 3We have two more rounds, okay, and then a potential tiebreaker after that, Okay so what one word? for one word for each of you here.
Speaker 2I'm, are you?
Speaker 1Oh, this is it takes it.
Speaker 3We can do. We can do longer if you want to do longer. I've got a couple other words we can do. I.
Speaker 1Say we go for it, we're tied up. Let's go for it now. Let's go for the throat. This is it.
Speaker 3All right. So this is your last word. Each in life you tie it up.
Speaker 2We have to go to the fabric okay, all right, come on, pump Rick, let's do this.
Speaker 1I think your word is flawn.
Speaker 3Your word is Morehen Yes morehen, yes, morehen, morehen, yes.
Speaker 1Bust up the gay like.
Speaker 2Here we go, because I wanted to say it's very simple and I'm gonna get that wrong Morehen, mm-hmm m No.
Speaker 1I'm gonna say you nailed it. That is exactly it.
Speaker 3That was the 20-20 to winning word that you've got there and you spelled it correctly.
Speaker 2Yeah, I'm gonna say it's morehen, morehen, morehen, morehen, morehen, morehen, morehen.
Speaker 3Morehen, morehen, morehen, morehen, morehen, morehen.
Speaker 2Wow, these words are not as hard as I thought they would be. I thought they all had like silent, you know P's Like they're like Djibouti. They have a silent D at the beginning.
Speaker 3Well, yes, the thing is, if they all have a silent P, then you just start everything with a P.
Speaker 2Yeah, but you know what I mean. Like that's crazy. I guess that's the thing You outsmart yourself.
Speaker 3Terri Dekdol, you think they all have something.
Speaker 1T-E.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 3All right, and the definition.
Speaker 2Oh well, obviously that's a hen who thinks highly of themselves, of course.
Speaker 1Of course That's where the more comes in. That's where the more comes in. I mean obviously.
Speaker 3I will give you partial credit because it is a female bird And you did get the hen part right. Yeah, it's the female of the red grouse via the more hen.
Speaker 1Oh yeah, Sure Yeah.
Speaker 3All right and Omar. Here we go, the word is, and I'm sorry, what? Why Samophile? Samophile.
Speaker 1Oh, samophile, samophile. I feel like this should be pretty straightforward. You said I'm so sorry. Ok, t-s-a-m-o-p-h-i-l-e Samophile.
Speaker 2I like that you put the T. I like that you swung for T. Man, I don't know where this is going to land, but that's bold.
Speaker 3All right, so you're off by two letters on that. You got a wrong word, a wrong letter, and you also have a missing letter on that, so we'll give you some partial credit there. That's not bad, though.
Speaker 1Partial, here we go. Partial credit on that, here we go.
Speaker 2So just nail the def and you're good man.
Speaker 1Can you let me know what letters I got wrong before I get this definition?
Speaker 3Yes, so the correct spelling is P-S-A-M-M-O-P-H-I-L-E.
Speaker 1So it's a P, not a T.
Speaker 3And yeah, there's two M's in there instead of the one.
Speaker 1So it's P-S-A-M-O-P-H-I-L-E, p-s-a-m-m-i-l-e. Yes, sam.
Speaker 3A file, a file of Samo's.
Speaker 2No hints.
Speaker 1I'm gonna say I don't think this is close. I'm just going to the, i'm just going for proximity, but I'm gonna miss it. One who is attracted or well-versed in the Bible or religious texts.
Speaker 2Oh, i like the definite. Can we just this is that before we tell what the definition is, that is a very good Balderdash definition.
Speaker 3Excellent Balderdash definition if I didn't have this in front of me And, like, if I didn't know the definition, i would have given that to you.
Speaker 2On that, that was four points, whereas a hen that things highly.
Speaker 3But in reality? No, what is it? It's not even close. I'm sorry. Samo follows a plant or animal that prefers to thrive in sandy areas. Sandy areas, yes, so the sort of plants you would find, like in the Arabian Peninsula and the Sahara and dunes of.
Speaker 2Bikini bottom. So it's like a lover of. So say what is Samo? What's like the root of Samo? Is it like dirt? probably say desert sand.
Speaker 1Wow interesting sand PS a and D.
Speaker 2I did like that. You wanted to TS like tsunami.
Speaker 3Very, very brave, thank you. Thank you, it's a very brave choice to get with the tea.
Speaker 2Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 3Like I know, this has latin or maybe Greek sounds to it, but no, we're going Russian.
Speaker 2I like that moldy work like put smoked to salmon.
Speaker 1All right, so that's it, that's great.
Speaker 3So some deep. There's no tiebreaker. You settle it on the final round. You are going into the next week, the host and you are the best speller On the show.
Speaker 2Whoo Enjoy your lame duck post Omar Boom Oh.
Speaker 1I will, i will and I'm gonna use my powers for good, like going to the next segment because it's time for a day See of the week. Here we go. This week, our they see of the week is Dev Shah, that's right that's right. That's right be a crowd. Dev Shah took victory this last week in the scripts national spelling be. Dev has many hobbies, including reading, which makes sense, playing tennis, playing the cello and solving math problems. Wow, that makes me feel real self-conscious about myself.
Speaker 2I don't want to say he bookended it with the nerdy stuff and then like threw in the tennis school cellos. Yeah, i like.
Speaker 1I like reading and math, but in between Oh, He loves learning and spending time with his friends as well. In his free time which is amazing that he has any He frequently calls friends and solves math problems with them. That's how you do it. He loves watching historical fiction movies and reading historical fiction books. He also exercises because it gives him time to read to unwind. His favorite movie is la la land. His favorite athlete is Roger Federer and his favorite game is wordle, which checks out the runner-up this year with Charlotte wash. Congratulations to you both and everyone who competed. Dev Shah, you are the day C of the week.
Speaker 2They see the week and I just like to say that he Spelled the hardest words while having the easiest to spell Indian name.
Speaker 3What a hundred percent.
Speaker 2What I saw.
Speaker 3I actually the stuff and make sure, like wait, did I get the real name or did I get a nickname?
Speaker 1They still got it wrong when he ordered his coffee. They were like they said.
Speaker 3All right, so Sam will file by the way is that is Dev's winning word is Sam will file.
Speaker 2Sam. Oh, that was his word.
Speaker 3That was his winning word.
Speaker 2Okay, um, i know, i'm so sorry. I know that you said that his favorite movie is la la land, but that was actually a mystery, it just came back. His favorite movie is me.
Speaker 1That's so much. I had a.
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Speaker 1And while you're getting ready for this, i Had a personal idea, but I realized now you already put the names in, so we don't need it All. Right back to you Sunday.
Speaker 3How did you know this during the show? because we did change your numbers during the show.
Speaker 2Oh, We did oh god, okay, great, a quick, quick look see if we got any more. So while you're doing that, i'll talk about on fourth grade.
Speaker 1Our teacher, mr Carberry, was like let's, let's do a project where here's a bunch of materials, use them to make a paper airplane go as far as it possibly can along this string, and It was such a good exercise. I Learned a lot from that. I think about it often and it's wild because I think that he actually ran Legends of Zelda, tears of the kingdom temple in fourth grade for us And I will forever appreciate the fact. That's real and it makes me want to throw a tears. The kingdom party, where we just have to do a bunch of challenges and build stuff To compete against each other. So I think that's my new version of a quiz. Also, it's wild that I went through school and higher education and then I start playing that game and I'm like I don't know anything. I don't know a single. I don't know a single thing. I don't know how to do anything.
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